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How To Eat Her "Honey Box"
INTRODUCTION:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?... Let's see...
One...
"OH-YEAH!"
Two...
"RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE!"
Three...
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Our goal with this article is to take you from licking nickel popcicles, to licking 100% prime-time honey-suckle 'melts-in-your-mouth' goddess pussy (for the purpose of this article, we'll refer to "pussy" as honey box)... This is the kind of STUFF that leaves a nice after taste... for many weeks to come.
Some people are Natural Born Honey Box Eaters. Take me, for example. The first time I ever ate honey box was coincidentally also the first time I ever got laid. I probably wasn't going to get laid that day, but I must have done such a great job eating this girl out (she was 19, I was 17), that she really, really wanted to have sex. I made her so wet, that it felt like I had dipped my lower face into a whipped-cream pie. I literally had thick beads of this girl's honey juice rolling off my chin, down my neck, and onto my shirt (which I brought to high school the next day to show off to my friends).
If this sounds like a scene from American Pie, rest assured that it's not. In fact this happened almost ten years before American Pie ever came out. The day I ate my first honey box... I've been hooked ever since.
When it comes to eating honey box, I'm a pretty picky individual. I've had many, many encounters over the years - so many in fact that I've learned to identify the good from the bad. Because, if you eat bad honey box, you may never want to eat it again. Or if you just smell bad honey box, it can easily scare you away from honey box for a long time to come.
This is called "Poison Honey Box." Poison honey box is bad. [insert picture here]
Poison honey box has an overall foul aroma to it - something to the effect of dead sweatty fish... it must be avoided at all costs. However, since most honey box has a slight "sweatty" smell to it anyway, you must give the honey box in question the "sniff test" to see how it rates.
So once you've got a woman's pants off, proceed as follows...
Step 1 - Kiss down from her face towards her breast line, where you should then lightly kiss / lick the area between her breasts... However, this is really a cover for you to take your first few sniffs... Take a sniff - if you can smell her honey box from this far away... GET OUT OF THERE. Do not eat this honey box. You can still consider putting your lock, stock, and barrel inside her, but make sure you use a condom (and if you're still a little unsure, remember there's always Saran Wrap to use as back up. Place the Saran Wrap securely around your ball sack, tucking the ends of the Saran Wrap up underneath the condom ring so that no portion of your skin area remains exposed!).
Step 2 - So you've taken your first sniff at the breast line and you can't smell anything (other than perfume or body spray if she's wearing some). Now continue kissing lightly down to her naval, where you should then tease her by running the tip of your tongue lightly around her belly button. Sneak another sniff. No sweaty dead fish smell? At this point it's a full go.
Now don't dive straight for her honey box, like a sex-starved maniac... It's time to start what's called "Pussy Seduction". Pussy Seduction works like this - you move slowly towards her honey box, then you back away... Move slowly towards it again - then back away again. When you're backing away, you're not neccessarily pulling your head from her body. Instead, you're still lightly kissing and licking your way across her lower stomach region, continuing down below her belt line, but in a direction more towards her inner thighs.
As suspense is a key element of seduction, your goal here with this slow tease is to create anticipation... which she'll begin to feel inside her vaginal walls, as they start relaxing and contracting in preperation for the sexual climax her body is starting to expect. The suspense happens in her mind, while the anticipation happens in her body. Combine the two and you set the stage for a very exciting oral encounter.
How To Eat Her Pussy - Blueprint To Success
Think of a woman's clitoris as her sexual "nerve center". Attack the nerve center and you set off all her passion alarms. The clitoris (or "clit") can be found at the very top of a woman's honey box, just underneath the top covering of skin. Seek it out with your tongue, feeling inside for a small "ball" of muscle-like tissue. The closer you get to it, the more she reacts. Your mouth is an approaching military battalion - each lick, kiss, and suck are different methods of infiltration. There are short licks, and long licks... light kisses and heavy kisses. Small sucks and big sucks... You can tease her with a pattern... and create anticipation as her body learns what to expect... Or you can truly blow her mind, and have no real pattern to your licks, kisses, and sucks.
Key Point # 1 - Don't go straight for her honey box... Make her "beg" for it. And if she doesn't beg out loud, rest assured that she's secretly begging in her mind.
Key Point # 2 - While the clitoris is the ultimate goal (where she's most likely to experience orgasm), don't forget the "sensual" target spots along the way, i.e. the naval, lower stomach, and inner thighs.
Key Point # 3 - Time should not be a factor. You can never perform oral sex for "too long". Secretly, I've found that 15 minutes is generally an average "good" time to shoot for... (45 minutes if you want to borrow her car later next week ;).
Key Point # 4 - Most women are not accustomed to men who seem to sincerely like performing oral sex. If you do a great job on her, she may suddenly rate you an "incredible lover" before you've even gotten to actual intercourse.
Intensity: The Secret To Female Ejaculation
To a woman, how intense you are reveals how much you desire her honey box, and to give her the pleasure of female ejaculation, she must feel completely relaxed and in the moment. In general, the more you seem to enjoy it, the more she will be pleased. Some women who have been with guys that didn't like to go down on them develop complexes - they think that their honey box doesn't measure up. So by seeming to truly enjoy it, you can remove this complex (if with a woman who has it to some degree). And if you're hitting the right spots, watch out! Your intensity combined with good technique will set her on fire. Don't be afraid to reassure her... Let her know, in a soft, sexy voice, "You taste so good."
Final Word On Pussy Eating
Many writers suggest "asking" a woman how she likes to be licked?... Like with a "Does this feel good?"... or ... "Do you like that?" ... or ... "Tell me what you want me to do." I've found it best not to ask a woman too early because it may seem contrived, taking her "out of the moment" and making her think about what you've just asked. Instead, go at as if a blind man, feeling your way with your tongue, and paying attention to how her body is responding.
If one area or one type of lick is really getting her going, make a note of this. On the other hand (for example), if you're sucking on her vaginal lips and this act is not getting much of a response, back off and expirement with other places. If you're going to ask for feedback, you should only consider after you've been at it for a bit (or if you don't seem to be getting any physical response whatsoever)...
Gently back off and ask her in that soft, sexy voice again... "How is this?"... Then follow up with a "What do you like the most?" If she tells you, that's great that she did so... If she doesn't, don't press the subject... Just go with the flow.
There are many potential places on a woman's body to use your tongue and mouth for a sensual, sexual encounter... Different women respond to different places... Go into it knowing that most women respond to their navels, lower stomach, inner thighs, throats, armpits, earlobes, and butt. In the end, the only way to truly discover which particular spots a woman is most eroticized by, is to do some exploring... and mental note taking along the way.
You're following the yellow brick road, and the final destination is that sweet, sweet honey box that should be literally dripping with anticipation by the time you've arrived.
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