Today you will hear what you know and maybe something you didn’t about pulling your pud. The first thing you will learn is that ICE CUBES are your friend and that sometimes we “choke the chicken” because choking the unit is what it takes to RELEASE. Tools of the trade will help you reach the desired climax as well as do the least amount of damage. Be careful though because too much self-manipulation will spoil you very much like a vibrator spoils a woman when she over uses it at home.

So – the first trick of the trade is ICE CUBES. If you want to have a BLAST, take a bowl of ice and put it in your station (your station is where you JERK OFF). Masturbate with the ice cubes in reaching distance and keep in mind that CRUSHED ICE works best. When you are beginning to ejaculate! NOT BEFORE! Take a handful of crushed ice and slap it on your NUTS “while” you are blowing your load. As your ice cold sack contracts your balls while you blow you will practically scream for mercy – it is off the chain! This original concept is derived from the SNOW JOB, which is a blowjob with the same finale.

Next – remember when you were a kid in the front yard playing on the SLIP & SLIDE. That slippery strip of latex was saturated with so much water so you could practically slide across on your face and not hurt yourself. Your cock, Johnson, unit, peter, dick, monster or whatever you call it LOVES lubricant, which is why a vagina feels so good. To emulate that effect I don’t just recommend lube, but I recommend LOTS OF LUBE. Before you get started cover your cock and balls with as much lube as possible. But wait – not just any lube, use WARM SENSATIONS.

Yes, I have taken you from HOT to COLD because it is those variations that will excite you when you are alone TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS. WARM SENSATIONS or any variation of WARMING lubricant will get your engine running for sure and when it is time for “old faithful” you will feel like you have the cock of the devil. I find when I just pull my pants down and try to stroke it out really quick it is not nearly as fun as when I throw some fire and ice into the mix. How much lube should you use? It should feel like you are going swimming or better yet it should feel like someone with hands made of Gun Oil is giving your cock a bath. Speaking of which, GUN OIL is my favorite lube and I recommend it HIGHLY. In short, if you want the maximum from your masturbation, keep it overly lubed and play with the thermometer.

By: Jackson Morris
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