I don't mean she is untouchable because of her good looks: She is untouchable because she is a bitch. Or at least she comes off as one. You know the type, super fem, with expensive clothes, and expensive car and she even has expensive breath.

She acts like everything bores her and is slightly beneath her - most certainly YOU. But she is also smokin' hot with a hot body and glossy pink lips that shine brighter than her pretty hair she is always flipping back.

You can't help but picture that beautiful tight ass of hers bent over the back of your couch, her wet coochie a perfect target for your monster...

These types of girls are called prissy, aka The Prissy Bitch.

Not all hot chicks are prissy bitches and sometimes a girl is not even hot and she is a prissy bitch. Even I get suckered by the money sometimes. I once landed a prissy bitch sometimes solely because I saw she was loaded with cash and frankly daddy likes driving a luxury car every once in a while.

But when you tear down all that money, her nice house and her expensive perfume, all you have left is an average chick that needs to go to the gym more. Now, if I am going to put in any work, whether she is a bitch or not she is going to be HOT. That way when I turn her angst into spanks then she can be my little sex freak.

Prissy bitches are wound tighter than Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. This means, that girl you think is a stone cold bitch is probably dying to get fucked.


Her Royal Highness

Her Royal Highness does not become a prissy bitch without some serious investment. She wants to look like a princess, she wants to be a princess but she wants you to treat her like a queen. This means all that trouble she goes to with her nails and clothes and hair is to "slot block" the other bitches on the market.

"Slot block", think "cock block", but for girls… you know because they have that little slot machine. Anyway, a girl does not go to that much trouble on her appearance to JUST compete with the girls - she wants to be the face of Penis Principality to all the suitors, even the ones she ignores and kicks to the moat.

So if you plan on getting into the queen's chambers then you need to know how she thinks. If you know how she thinks then you can PLAY HER. The first thing she cares about is PUBLICITY. Her Royal Highness always wonders who is watching so your PLAY can not disrupt her "flow" or embarrass her, or cock block her.

Even if she is throwing you "rhythm" keep your PLAY short and sweet. The second thing she wants is UNIQUE, which means if you tell her the same compliment everyone else has or open with the same line as everyone else then you are sunk from the start.

Be more clever and cooler than the usual guy because that's generally a good way to get these females' attention. Last, either MAKE IT OR FAKE IT. Essentially this means if are trying to bed her that night, you better pull out all the stops. Prissy bitches live in a world where so much is handed to them that they get used to it i.e. trips, drinks etc.

At all times, remember that these girls like glamour and style and if they are not the party hostess then they want to be sitting with the host; sometimes with them it is all or nothing - that is what you are in for so she better be hot.


GAMEPLAN - Play 10's Or Better

So, why would any guy go after a girl that requires that much work? Why would I make these girls sound so unappealing? Because Prissy Bitches are the best sex you will ever have.

She is just waiting for the flood gates to open and have somebody use up all that glamour she's spewing out. Prissy bitches are so fem they will even try to be EXTRA feminine in bed (like pointing their toes like a ballerina with her legs spread or pushing her arms together to make her breasts look bigger for you while you are on top of her.

There are too many scenarios and too many prissy women to cover it all but having a plan is always a good start. Remember, the 3 tips above, PUBLICITY, UNIQUE, MAKE OR FAKE.

Your plan should start with what I call "10 or Better" almost like "jacks or better" in poker. So with Tens or Better you will only hit on 10's all night. This will show them you only go for the best and even if you strike out it is only with the best - their competition. When you go 10's or Better then you force them to step up their game as well.

The next part of your game plan is drop the dead weight. A WINGMAN is poison to the stone cold babe. You see, you need to make women compete for you as often as possible otherwise they will pit you against your own friend merely to be the center of attention and neither guy wins.

Time to make your move: Start with eye contact that gives you the "yes" or "no" to approach. With a prissy bitch every look they give you means yes (unless the word NO comes out of there mouth). She is no better than you, she just thinks she is and you will win points when you show the Princess you have no fear of her and her court.

As you approach her smile like you just got out of prison and the first thing you say when you approach is something clever or funny and the last thing you say when you leave NO MATTER WHAT is a compliment. Yes, you heard me, even if you strike out or she turns you down, leave like a gentleman because even that is UNIQUE and original.


She's Been A Bad Girl...

Don't give too much attention at once to her (she is an attention junkie so feed her a little at a time). All this behavior makes you look like a "good catch" even if it is only for the night. Now you must transition from speaking to spanking and it is simple - get aggressive.

If she contacts you even once after you walk away the first time with either a stare or comment it is her way of saying, "I LIKED THE ATTENTION YOU GAVE ME AND I WANT MORE". Get aggressive - if you feel she is "half in the bag" then push her all of the way because you have nothing to lose.

These opportunities are not going to present themselves so you must create them. Since you are the one wearing the balls in the family you better show it. Tell her you know a place that serves late and has killer music. All chicks love a deck, fire pit or Jacuzzi so if you have one of those three then this is the time to mention it.

Prissy Bitches want the whole fairy tale so if you get her back to the pad - immediately slip into less clothes. At this point she is no longer a stone cold bitch, she is your little fairy princess waiting for you to pull out that magic wand and annoint her like the naughty little whore she fantasizes about becoming.