Swallowing a guys semen, sperm, come, juice, splooge, does not come without a little work and a good pallet. First and foremost, the myth about pineapple is no myth. As the myth goes – if a guy eats pineapple before you go down on him his love juice will taste sweeter. My guess is you girls will also get your daily supply of Vitamin C. The reason I bring up the myth is if you are a woman who has never swallowed then you might not dig the taste right away or the first time. Nobody liked the taste of BEER when they had their first one either. Today I am big fan of oral sex with women but when I was in high school the idea of tasting a woman’s wet vagina – the region where piss and shit came out of – did not do it for me. Now I go at it like it is a buffet.

ORAL SEX IS AN AQUIRED TASTE

So now we know a couple of things. First, don’t be surprised by the flavor. Second, you must know how to control your throat (water test) so you don’t choke or gag. Now it is all about the business. The business at hand is getting your guy to blow that wad so you can show him how much you "care”. While you are giving the balls a work over and cranking his shaft while you are sucking the life out of him – talk dirty to him. If you want to hit the gas pedal on a guy coming then tell him, "I want you to come in my mouth”. The oral command will command him to attention and then you will be ready for it.

So, how do you take the load? When he has an orgasm and starts to spew you will know. You wrap your mouth tightly around the head as if it was a STRAW and it was clogged with Oreo Cookie Shake. When the warm load starts to fill your mouth CLOSE YOUR THROAT and let your mouth fill up. Almost like eating, when your mouth is full, breath through NOSE and then SWALLOW. It is just like brushing your teeth. Everyday you fill your mouth with water, toothpaste and the toothbrush. You salivate and it gets foamy but it never goes down your throat unless you want it too. It is the same with his love potion. Don’t be afraid to swallow the whole load at once, you will be glad you did.

Recap for the slow chicks – Work the package, talk the talk, take the load, breath through the nose, swallow and repeat.

By: Jackson Morris
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