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What Women Want: Sex, Money, And Drugs
"Women are not 'gold diggers' by nature; this is taught to them by mindless bitter whores before them who missed the boat when 'the one that got away' struck it rich."
Don't ever ask a woman this question - mainly since they will never shut up about what they want, so you won't have to ask. Women are always saying, "You never listen to me".
It is true, so I am here to tell you what women want FIRST HAND. I have been with hundreds of women and it will come down to three things every single time.
All of you rocket scientists can "smokem if you gottem" because this is not some difficult chemistry lesson. Women are the "weaker sex" and every body wants to act like they are equals. If that were the case, they would be opening my doors on dates and surprising me with jewelry (I like watches). Women want equal rights and equal pay but never want to pay for dinner…go figure.
Women Want Men With Money
So let us get to the first of three things that a woman wants in her life. This tri-fecta is in no particular order and sometimes they will go for you if you have only one and break up with you if you have only one…go figure.
The first is MONEY! Did you think I was going to say something like "TRUE LOVE"? You are dreaming! They use words like stable, career minded, grounded and even goal oriented when they describe their ultimate guy but what they really mean is RICH.
Chicks don't really care where you get the money from as long as you have it and they can get there greedy little manicured fingers all over it. Even if your girlfriend knew you were broke and could not make your house payment she would pressure you to "come through on that European trip you promised last year when you had cash."
I bet that bitch would not even blink an eye unless you cancelled. Then you are a "LOSER". Women have a sixth sense about "financial potential" in a man and won't gravitate fully (share him with another girl) until she sees the up close and personal commitment he has toward her unnecessary spending.
Women are not "gold diggers" by nature; this is taught to them by mindless bitter whores before them who missed the boat when "the one that got away" struck it rich.
Don't give up hope though because even if you have no money there is more to what women want and some women put far more emphasis on the next two most wanted things by a female than any other and it is sad to watch and almost sadistically delicious at the same time.
Drugs - The Fastest Way To Get Into A Girl's Pants
The next thing they want is DRUGS! In any form, most females have some access to one or more drugs at all times. Almost every girl I know has valium, codeine, Zoloft, or some other prescription mind altering substance in their medicine cabinet.
What? Did you think I was going to say hard drugs? Well you're right there as well! Chicks love cocaine, pot, ecstasy, and the works! The fastest way to get into a girls pants is up her nose; take it from some of my affluent Southern California colleagues.
Don't waste your money on expensive dinners; they want you to buy them the meal when they wake up from their drunken drug infested stupor that you paid for. Don't feel bad having sex with her if the drugs knock her unconscious; trust me, she self induces so much she did not want to feel it anyway. Occasionally you will find that one gem of a female that trades sex for the drugs - she is so messed up when you introduce her to your parents you might have to prop her up.
The last of the tri-fecta is the make or break of the tri-fecta in many cases. SEX! It is that simple - the gals that are not begging for drugs and money all the time can't get enough of the high hard one.
Most females are cheaters anyway so don't think you are the cat's meow when you are playing "totem pole" with Pocahontas because she is probably scratching that itch with the rest of the tribe behind your back. I have had some real sex machines before and some even suggested, "Do you want to bring your buddy Brian in?"
I thought to myself, "Gee, your mom must be so proud". NOT! Who do you think invented vaginal lubricant? It was not a guy (I think) that is for sure. Some chick knew that females insatiable urge to bury the banana would be taken over occasionally by a wicked case of "dry mouth" and would need some slippery assistance. You go girl!
BONUS HINT:
If you have no drugs and are a broke loser and are not really good in bed then you are not completely sunk. There is a possible bonus trait that was not mentioned earlier. Being FAMOUS would pinch hit if you were so inept as not to have access to one of those first three. If you can prove that you did something of value like write a book or sleep with Rosanne Barr then and only then can you get away with not having one of the tri-fecta.
Now you know the secrets of the universe in WHAT WOMEN WANT. You are now a master and this is the bible. I will make it easy to remember so that when you see that love of your life (or just tonight) start repeating your mantra: cock, cash or cocaine - cock, cash or cocaine - cock, cash or cocaine…
By Jackson Morris
Copyright © 2007, bedroom insider, www.bedroominsider.com.
Dating tips and sex advice for men and women.
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